Before we get around to resolving anything too drastic, let's ponder the more important issue at hand: What to wear for New Year's Eve? Being lovers of all things shiny and silver, let's consider our options, beginning with some inspiration from the silver screen...
Jane Russell set the bar pretty high, did she not?
At the other end of the spectrum, there is what not to wear...
from the Mardi Gras and drag queen collection. (Note: This would be the perfect thing to wear to Mardi Gras or if you are a drag queen!)
Personally, this little number seems about right...
except for the fact that it's waaaaaay too small for me and I'm in Minnesota, where it's going to be -7 degrees and the party is a bonfire on the beach of the frozen Mississippi River. Not exactly poolside. Something along these lines is more like it (and those boots are great)...
But, I know, not the hair! Gosh, this is tough, isn't it? All my dreams of a glittering gown may come down to a pair of these...
silver UGG boots. Or, maybe all that is too much trouble and I'll just take some champagne out to my darling little silver Airstream, slip my toes into a pair of these...
and call it a year.
Photo credit (top to bottom): macau tripping, P-Rosebank, Simply Dresses, Paris Parfait, UGG, Bidor Buy.